Time is running out

Alright--- I can't leave you hanging, but I also realize that sometimes, people have to eat, eliminate, sleep, work, do yoga, go to PT, change tampons and don't have ALL damn day to read about my stupid love life, or lack of one, so I split things up--- like a chapter break, I guess.

So--- not to be victimized by my bots, I decided to take care of them, swiftly and certainly--- via email.

My hard drive died in June of 2009 and I lost everything on it. (I've probably already mentioned this) but still, I have tucked away in a hotmail account a lot of stuff.

I don't have Jersey boy's email but I do have the email to Big30.

Here it is with the pertinent details of names/emails, expurgated of course, but absolutely nothing else-- typos and all:

From: Lexie Lewis
Subject: from a REAL woman
To: bottdam33@fuckyoo.com
Date: Thursday, July 24, 2008, 1:48 PM

Hey Bottdam,


Or whatever your name really is...


I learned a new word last night.


BOT - Refers to computer generated "virtual people" who don't really exist...


Me thinks that you may be one of those... hence your email address... Quite a coincidence, now, isn't it?


See? The MODEL shot? Any idiot can plainly see that it is... That is not you...The other ones... probably not either and that dude looks at least 10-15 years older than the first shot.


Or that was you, 25 years ago...


Also, the crap about not being able to go to your bro's apartment...


TOTAL BULLSHIT!


Folks who have spent millions for an apartment in Manhattan can bring whoever they want whenever they want up to their apartments.


The co-op board does not sit at the front desk.(they also bring up folks to entertain in their apartments) A doorman does... and they have a silent code of ethics akin to a priest.


So... come clean, and then we'll see...


Lexie

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Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that Mr.Big30 Bottdam33 couldn't "host" because he has a "bi-coastal" business--- very successful, and so busy, has so little time and when he's working in Manhattan, he stays at his brother's coop on Central Park West.

Now, I know that I'm gullible, but that story was just a bit tooooo... contrived to be believed. Don't you think?

So, I sent Mr. Bigdick30 Spambottdam this email and decided to erase him from my memory bank, forever, as just another loser idiot, when I was sitting here and minding my own business--- listening to some sexy alternative rock that objectifies women, lol, (never mind... you should see some of the costumes that I almost didn't have on in my dancin' days!) but I like the tune and the girls are very sexy and so are the guys. Sexy is good. Sex addict. not good.

So let me cue up the music-- First open up a new browser window and copy and paste the link in there and then come back here:

Start listening:

now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYDuNq-a5b4&feature=related


Don't worry, I've put in the one without all of the women falling out of their bras slithering all over the floor...lol --- If you WANT to see THAT video, its on the side bar under the "official music video" The group is called, Muse and the song is Yeah.. "time is running out"--- very hot.

And you thought I was just this sweet little middle-aged post-menopausal suburban marm/former ballerina.

shhhhhhhh.... ;)

I hope you're listening, because I want you to have the experience at FULL THROTTLE--- so earphone yourself up (I like the ones that plug straight into my BRAIN) and turn the volume UP! Even if you hate this type of music--- just do it, for me, this one time. :) Cause this was what I was listening to, when I got an email from the spambotter himself! Don't worry, you're safe. I promise. There's a whole camera crew, ADs, caterers, grips, best boys and 100s of extras standing by. haha...

So, I see I have an email from Bottdam33

Heart is racing... yes, racing!

Now, what on earth could he have to say for himself, I wondered.

You should be well into the song by now...

From: bottdam33@fuckyoo.com
Subject: Re: from a REAL woman
To: Lexie Lewis
Date: Thursday, July 24, 2008, 2:41 PM

  Bigdick wrote:

Look lady i dont have to explain shit to you--

But what the hell here you go; Last name is Botticelli---bottdam is a nick name from High School--get it!!!??

My pics are me--no woman has ever said I don't look like my pics--in fact most say better looking---you don't belive there real, hey fine with me. My brother's Apt, yes, the coop is nosy and I see a lot of women--- not going to be parading different women through the lobby 2-3 times a week--Also, out of respect for my brother I don't really feel fair to bring different women to his place---I could care less what you belive or not--Frankly you sound like a kook--you were full of platitudes and then you snap and send this--you are too weird--stay with the guy you are fucking behind you husbands back

I have my other beauty's from lava--I don't need a 52yr old cougar who is married and a nut!!!

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What??? I was NOT full of platitudes!!! How dare he say such a thing to me!!!!!!!!