Tuesday, September 6, 2011

married to a sociopath

I wish I was writing on here more... I wish I could.

I hate my husband so much.

He's preyed on any woman he can possibly get his slimy hands on.  He goads me with "take a look, Lexie" or "google me". And thinks I won't find anything...

no, just this--- today, on the computer now named the "dickship" that's now in his rat hole (basement with half the ceiling missing), that he told me that he wouldn't hook up.

WELL  HOOK UP MUST BE HIS MIDDLE FUCKING NAME!!!

LIAR!!!

It was hooked up alright and then I made him let me see his email on FUCKING FAKEBOOK!


Here ya go:

February 15, 2009
fucktardhubbie

    *
      question/comment

      Monique, you never answered my question about the nude cyclist. Did you take it?

      I was looking at those pics of "Caresys 2007". Did you know that you are extremely photogenic?

      Yes, OK, that was 2 questions. What are you going to do about it?


Fuckbuddy
February 15, 2009

      The cyclist is an Annie Liebowitz shot of Lance Armstrong which I some how downloaded from my cell phone to face book unintentionally



[arrrggghhh technology, so many pitfalls]

Fucktard
February 26, 2009


      I saw your N'Orleans photos

      But where are the photos of YOU on the bucking bronco?



Fucktard
March 19, 2009

    *
      Guilt guilt guilt

YOU SHOULDA HEARD HIM TRY TO WRIGGLE OUTTA THAT ONE!      


Monique,

      Thanks for visiting tonight. You have a wonderful sense of humor and I went home in a really good mood, which is almost entirely your fault.

      You are really great fun.



[Fun, fun, fun!!! I heard that she works in a coffin factory now.]   


Sweet dreams.

Ahhhh.... love... I just love a happy ending, don't you?

May 1, 2009
Fucktard

    Monique - no wonder it's so hard to see you. You've got 54 friends!!!!

      I'll never catch up to you.


[i truly hate him]

Fuckbuddy

May 1, 2009

What can I say, I'm a friendly person w/ an especially large [pussy] family.if only I had the time to see or talk w/ them. C'est la vie


Fucktard
December 18, 2010

      Saturday

      Monique, are you OK? No one at the office has heard from you or anything, and I wrote to you a couple of weeks ago at mail.com. Just a signal that you're alive and kicking would be very reassuring.

      Fucktard.


really???  Maybe she fell into a defective casket...

oops...


Fucktard
January 29


       So you're ok, then? 

 Madame Huang says you had back surgery but you're mended and back on task. I hope you're well.



[jesus]
      

I've been extraordinarily busy at work, which is good, but there are no raises this year - not yet, anyway. Maybe in April. I'm very pissed off about that.

      How's the new house? And the rest of the people/animals that live in it?


Fucktard
April 30
   *
      How's your health?

      Hi Monique. Happy Spring!!!

      I got promoted to Helpdesk Supervisor,


[not really a promotion. They know a cheap patsy when they've found one! and YOU fell for it, Fucktard!!! with your 50 cent an hour "raise"]

with 4 people reporting to me now. I'm busier than a one-armed paper-hanger.

[That much is true--- one arm for HANGING and one arm for JERKING OFF!]

      I hope things are on the up-and-up for you.

      Best wishes,

    fucktard

Any one notice that fuckbuddy wasn't really answering most of those... Of course, there were the sweet messages on email, too.



and on the ol' HookedupIN


Please note: That ms. monique worked at Muck Muck for 10 years and at the same company, but NOT in the same department as Fucktard and left after he was there for only six months--- and for some reason, she AKSED HIM for a reference???


Quid Pro Quo? 

Account Executive

Muck Muck, llc

“Monique is uniquely gifted in her blend of energy, humor and gregariousness. She's never shy to introduce herself to anyone and the enthusiasm she projects is infectious and guaranteed to put the most shy person at ease.

We worked in different departments but whatever she was doing,


 [what WAS she doing?]

she came across to me as someone who gave fully of herself in doing it.

 [i bet]

I can imagine her doing it that way regardless of the project or task.

 [fantasized about her, huh?]

She also does it with humor and a positive attitude.



[unlike my boring WIFE of 25 years who I'm just not feelin' it anymore]

I wish she was still around

 [yeah... i bet that was a great gig while it lasted.]

but I can truly say that any company that employs her will only gain by it.” March 28, 2010
Fucktard Hubbie GROTESQUELY UNDER PAID Agent, Muck Muck, llc
 fornicated with Monique at Muck Muck, llc

Oh... BTW, he does not consider ANY OF THIS TO BE AN (ACTUAL) AFFAIR, JUST A "HARMLESS" FLIRTATION.

3 comments:

  1. Of course he thinks it's harmless - he's a sex addict - he thinks it's ALL harmless!!

    So sorry, Lex. Hugs!!

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  2. My Big Secret Blog :)September 7, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    This sounds like a crazy college boy running after his crush.

    Hope you are healing, Lex.

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  3. Men are just so fucking stupid! and you add SA to the male DNA and the stupidity seems to be magnified by a million. Very typical to not see anything wrong with this and not see it as an affair. Affairs are not just about physical contact. I really wish these stupid assholes would just GET that. My Hubs will never get better because he thinks as long as it is chat on the computer or talking on the phone that it is not cheating and there is nothing wrong. Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! (((hugs))) to you Lexie. You don't deserve to be ignored and emotionally traded off for some lame ass attempt to cyber mate with this woman who obviously does not appear to be interested in him anyway.

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